celebrities not-so-new gossip

Yeah, how utterly uncool I am. The 3vil g3nius following celbrities news? Whatever.
Since I have utterly nothing to write about today. I’m gonna write about what everyone usually want to read, gossip. Or more like my opinion on some gossips. Can you count gossip? No, you can’t. Pieces of gossip then.

Britney Spears is said to have filed a divorce.
Yes, she’s done it again. Got married again, got pregnant, again, and now getting a divorce yet again. And that poor kid Sean Preston something. He’s practically lives in the tabloid. You can actually see how much he’s grown. Poor kid indeed. Britney seems to be dropping him head first to the ground everyday. And what’s with holding a baby while driving? And not fastening his seat belt? I thought Britney wasn’t a blond. She’s been gradually turning blond.

Gwyneth’s 2nd kid’s name is Moses.
When I heard Gwyneth was pregnant. I thought she’s gonna name the kid Pear or Avocado or Durian or some exotic fruit, how about pineapple? That’s gonna make everyone knows that he/she is the sibling of the poorly named Apple. Anyway. Gwyneth’s gone biblical and named him Moses. Moses! Well, at least it’s not Judas. Nobody’s named Judas ever since, well, the first Judas.

If you’re wondering about my sources for these pieces of gossip. I don’t know. That’s why it’s called gossip.

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3 Responses to “celebrities not-so-new gossip”

  1. Simon Says:

    And do you know what she said to him? No, neither do I?

  2. Anonymous Says:

    totally unrelated to this post… but to a previous post… i googled searched the da vinci code… went through 200 sites, and didn’t see yours… which means that either: someone is really sad to go through all those web sites and more to get to your site just to find out what you think about it… or they found it through some other means. đŸ˜‰
    – bertwood eat fish

  3. trapp1 Says:

    Array

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