what my ipod thinks about my life

Questions courtesy of Ritha K. This is quite fun actually, just put my ipod, which holds approximately 2500 songs on shuffle and ask a question. Whatever song title came up became the answer. Easy!
However, some of the answers are seriously weird. The stuff in the <> brackets are my attempted interpretation of the answers

How am I feeling today?
Everyday is exactly the same – NIN
<how fitting?>
Will I get far in life?
seeing angels – the john butler trio
<translation: not far at all considering there is no such things as angels>

How do my friends see me?
dark waltz – hayley westenera

Where will I get Married?
sometimes when it rains – secret garden
<damn you ipod, I asked you where, not when>

What is my best friend’s theme song?
square one – coldplay

What is the story of my life?
en el generalife – manuel de falla
<it’s all Spanish to me!!>

What is/was highschool like?
moonlight (presto) – Beethoven

How can I get ahead in life?
say anything – good charlotte
<what kind of an advice is this, just “say anything” to get ahead in life??>
What is the best thing about me?
like an angel passing through – ABBA
<ooh, I’m “like an angel passing though”.>
How is today going to be?
agoraphobia – Incubus
<definition of agoraphobia: Irrational fear of being in a situation where escape is difficult or impossible. So I’m going to be paranoid today.>
What is in store for this weekend?
antidote – the hives
<possible interpretation: I might be bitten by a poisonous creature like a snake but antidote will be at hand hence I might survive>
What song describes my parents?
pour en arriver la – Dalida
<translation: to arrive from there. Frankly this doesn’t make sense, maybe it’s all french to my ipod too.>
To describe my grandparents?
Izzo/In the end – Jay-Z and Linkin Park
<this is wack>
How is my life going?
Vivace (adagio) – Arcangelo Corelli
<translation of Vivace: lively. So I’m going to be alive thus lively in the near future>
What song will they play at my funeral?
always – Blink182
<always what? always nice, always nasty, always dead?>
How does the world see me?
Nice guys finish last – Greenday
<interpretation: I’m a nice person but I won’t get far in life?>
Will I have a happy life?
In this world (murder) – Good Charlotte
<ie. No I won’t be happy in life>
What do my friends really think of me?
sing for absolution – Muse
<they think they should “sing for [my] absolution”? do I have that much sins?>
Do people secretly lust after me?
Hold on – Good charlotte
<so I should wait to see if people secretly lust after me?>
How can I make myself happy?
all you wanted – Michelle Branch
<true, true, I will be happy if I get “all [I] wanted”>

What should I do with my life?
Ourselves – Ayumi Hamasaki

Will I ever have children?
Violent Pornography – System of a down
<um, no comment>
What is some good advice for me?
This grudge – Alanis Morissette
<hold a grudge??>
How will I be remembered?
Sonnet – the Verve
<there will be a sonnet about me?>

What is my signature dancing song?
Je pense a toi – Francois Michael

What do you think my current theme song is?
How does it feel? – Avril Lavigne

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
A.D.I.D.A.S – Korn
<no comment considering ADIDAS in this song stands for “all day I dream about sex”>
What type of men/women do I like?
La Isla Bonita – Madonna
<translation: the pretty island. So I like the pretty, distant type of person?>

So howss that? I’ve discovered a few songs I never knew I had during the process. That’s the problem of having a HDD music player, you never get to listen to all of the songs.


One Response to “what my ipod thinks about my life”

  1. Anonymous Says:

    LMAO, some of it was pretty funny. Haven’t seen you in ages!!! *sniff* How’s uni? Man, it really sucks *sighz* So you meet anyone new *wink wink nudge nudge* lolz

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